El predecible

Posted by El Chaco Veloz in Tiendas on February 17, 2009

En CVS:
2 cajetillas de Marlboro Light.

En Wendy’s:
2 combos no. 3, large, con Sprite, sin hielo y una de las hamburguesas sin jitomate y pepinillos.

En Starbucks:
1 Venti pumpkin spice latte y 1 tall hot signature chocolate.

En Gamestop, cuando es día de entrega de preventas:
Ya no me piden ni ID ni el ticket, solamente me entregan mi juego.

Y ud. amable lector, tiene algún lugar donde ya sepan lo que va a pedir?

Saludos!
E.C.V.

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The Klingon Programmer’s Code of Honour

Posted by El Chaco Veloz in Sistemas, Star Trek on February 14, 2009

Qapla'

Qapla'

All Klingons who develop code for the glory of the empire follow this “Code of Honour” for software “code warriors”.

  • Specifications are for the weak and timid.
  • State-of-the-art hardware is a prerequisite to do battle with code.
  • One cannot truly appreciate “Dilbert” without reading it in the original Klingon.
  • Indentation is for enemy skulls, not code.
  • Klingons do not “release” software. Klingon software escapes, leaving a bloody trail of design engineers and quality assurance people in its path.
  • Klingon function calls have no parameters. They have arguments! And they always win them.
  • Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
  • Quality Assurance issues are best solved with a Batleth.
  • A true Klingon warrior does not comment his code.
  • Our users shall know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!

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Happy Valentines Day.

Posted by El Chaco Veloz in Videojuegos on February 14, 2009

Creepy, eh?

Creepy, eh?

Es lo que dice Alma Wade en esta bonita tarjeta que me regalaron anoche.

Me la dieron cuando fui a renovar mi suscripción de la Game Informer.

Obviamente, es publicidad para F.E.A.R. 2, pero si está gachita. Desde que vi The Ring, no soporto a las niñas que tienen el cabello en la cara.

Saludos!

E.C.V.

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1234567890

Posted by El Chaco Veloz in Geek on February 13, 2009

Se me pasó por un segundo.

Se me pasó por un segundo.

Y este post se publicó exactamente a las 1234567890 Unix Time.

Saludos!
E.C.V.

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De los roles.

Posted by El Chaco Veloz in Para Leer, Sistemas on February 12, 2009

Oh no!

Oh no!

Me llegó este correo que me hizo reír un rato.

Lo comparto:

  • Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month.
  • Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
  • Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
  • Client is the one who doesn`t know why he wants a baby.
  • Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
  • Resource Optimization Team thinks they don`t Need a man or woman;They`ll produce a child with zero resources.
  • Documentation Team thinks they don`t care whether the child is delivered, they`ll just document 9 months.
  • Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. And lastly……
  • Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

Saludos!
E.C.V.

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